how to spell bullshit

contradict yourself – say “i’m not drunk baby”, proceed to walk in a zig zag manner.

repeat yourself – “did i kick the old man down the stairs?…really? did i kick the old man down the stairs? did i? really?”

be emphatic – “you’re so…” “No” “…can you let me talk and not…” “No” “…stop inter-” “No”

state your arguing prowess, do not back up your statements – “no, you were wrong. and i don’t need to prove it. i don’t. i don’t have to prove anything.”

make bad excuses – “i’m sorry i yelled at you but that’s what i do for a living”

blow things out of proportion – see a girl talk to a black guy named bob, proceed to yell, “you think bob is so hot?! all black men are princes right? every black guy is your friend. don’t talk. i know. you love black guys right. i get it. i get it. i understand. you don’t say anything.”

tbc.