hey shawty.

to my dear best friend who

-tackled me to the floor, twice

-fell on her ass, many times

-thought she was spiderman

-wanted to gp to vivocity at 1 in the morning

-scratched posters off the floor

-had a drumstick fall out her mouth in the most unglam fashion

-approached total strangers to complain about her earring

-complained about people singing her birthday songs

-called a man ROSE

-burped in my face

well done you blabbering idiot. much love.